February 2012
off to see sarah millican woo txt it
all i do is eat food lol
need your help team:
think of hilarious ways i can mess with people who come on dates to pizza hut tomorrow.
if i have to work then they will be miserable.
just finished the hunger games and absolutely loved every second of it wow
Anonymous asked: are you single? :P
i fucking love hustle
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having to stop watching a film because you’re crying too much
big man aka me
considering buying a massive bag of fake engagement rings, and placing them in the pizzas of happy couples on tuesday just to stir some valentines day drama.
just found out that i was born like a pound lighter than my twin brother
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Anonymous asked: are you excited for valentines day?
new notebooks make me wet
my 30 year old shorthand book is here omg so excited
wallowing in self pity
