alwaysoneleven


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need your help team:

think of hilarious ways i can mess with people who come on dates to pizza hut tomorrow.

if i have to work then they will be miserable.




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  1. smotheringstar said: put cinnamon on everything so the bitches choke ;)
  2. mrsstvincent said: You tell them how much you admire their frugality with a completely straight face.
  3. ninjadays said: Place little notes in with the pizza saying “break up slice”
  4. seaofamaranthine said: Unscrew all the condiment jars (for people who dine in) so they ruin their pizza with loads of parmesan and whatnot.
  5. dancingwiththedevilz said: you should totally go up to one and be like oh you’re back again (to one of them) new person though i see and then just walk off
  6. whycellothurr said: PUT FAKE ENGAGEMENT RINGS ON THEIR PIZZAS
  7. murder-in-paradise said: Ask each couple if they were the ones who ordered the: “We need to talk-breakup-pizza-special”
  8. devilspl4yhouse said: omg you should get alode of rings and put them with their pizza so they think they’re being proposed to
  9. makemylifeasymphony said: make there pizza into the shape of hearts then make it a broken heart with the toppings. :)
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